The Rock Bottom — Falkirk's #1 Rock & Roll Pub

Awrite ya bam, welcome tae the ROCK BOTTOM!

You've stumbled (probably literally) into Falkirk's premier establishment for LOUD GUITARS, COLD PINTS and questionable life decisions. Three nights a week we crank the amps and open the taps. The other four we're at home greetin' aboot it.

NEW!! We finally got a website! Tam's nephew did it on his maw's PC. Tell everyone on AOL.

💀🪖 ROCK_BOTTOM.GIF 🪖💀

(a flaming skull driving a tank full of money — loading on yer 28.8k modem, please wait 6-8 minutes)

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⏰ OPENING HOURS ⏰

MONDAY	CLOSED
TUESDAY	CLOSED
WEDNESDAY	CLOSED
THURSDAY	6:30 PM — Midnight
FRIDAY	4:30 PM — 1:00 AM
SATURDAY	2:30 PM — 1:00 AM
SUNDAY	CLOSED

Kitchen hours: lol, there's a packet of scampi fries behind the bar.

🎸 GIG LIST 🎸 UPDATED!!

Small cover charge on the door (keeps the lights on and the amps loud). Buckets get passed round for the band — don't be tight.

DATE	BAND	STYLE	ON @
NAE GIGS ANNOUNCED YET — CHECK BACK SOON, YA BAM!

In a band? Want a gig? E-MAIL TAM with a demo on cassette. We also accept MiniDisc.

🍺 THE DRINKS MENU 🍺

★ ON TAP ★

Cracking beers from our pals at LOCAL RUSH BREWERY (rotating taps), Guinness, and sometimes — when we cannae be bothered — we just buy in Tennent's. Cold tap water free!!

♫ THE HARD STUFF ♫

Whisky (lots), Buckfast (single measure or by the bottle), Sambuca (set on fire by request)

✉ SOFT DRINKS ✉

Irn-Bru, Irn-Bru, also Irn-Bru. We have Coke but you'll get a look.

💀 THE HOUSE RULES 💀

Don't be a dafty.
HAVE A SHOWER. If ye honk, yer oot. Soap is cheap.
NO RACIST SCUM. Zero tolerance. Bigots get binned, no refunds, no debate.
If yer gonny request "Wonderwall", that's £5 to the band.
There might be Ondrej behind the bar. Do NOT feed Ondrej.
No tanks in the lounge bar. Tanks go round the back.
Bank robbers welcome but leave the swag at the door.
Skulls allowed (attached or otherwise).
What happens at the Rock Bottom, stays at the Rock Bottom (mostly on the carpet).

📍 FIND US 📍

We're somewhere in FALKIRK, SCOTLAND. If ye cannae find us, follow the sound of feedback and the smell of stale lager. Ask any local for "the Rocky Dive Bar". They'll point.

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  |  THE ROCK BOTTOM  |
  |   [DOOR]   [WIN]  |
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   |||  FALKIRK  |||
   ~~~ SCOTLAND ~~~

(interactive map coming in Web 2.0, whenever that is)

✉ JOIN THE ROCK BOTTOM E-MAIL CLUB ✉

gig alerts & cheap-pint news — NO SPAM, we promise (mostly)

¡¡ DON'T LEAVE WITHOUT SIGNING THE GUESTBOOK !!

(it's a real book. behind the bar. with a pen on a string.)

✎ EMAIL TAM INSTEAD ✎

★彡 FALKIRK BOOZERS WEBRING ★彡

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